Dream Duet: Evoloko Jocker and Lady Gaga

I wish two singers that should sing together. 

  

Relating to my post about Evoloko's 1991 lp, I found someone that I think that Evoloko should sing with if he ever decided to remix his 1991 songs. 
Check the 1991 post tribute
Evoloko's 1991 classic LP

I am speaking of Lady Gaga. Since Evoloko's 1991 was a pop album, one other person would fit his music of international pop. Mrs. Gaga. Plus the female singers do sound like her. 

I actually have a good reason of putting these two stars together. Very good reasons. But I will one main reason: THEY WERE BOTH OVERRATED STARS. They were made a bigger than they actually were. As I expected, they crashed and crashed badly. People got fed up with them after making them a bigger deal than they actually were. 

Evoloko's high life was essentially from 1981 to 84 when his Langa Langa Stars became a common band. Lady Gaga's high life was from 2008 to 2013. Just four or five years. Now they are mostly forgotten. Lady Gaga has a chance to regain her star but it is unlikely as people want other pop stars other than HER. Evoloko had no chance after 1984 as people went to other people like his friends Bozi Boziana and Papa Wemba. 

But the difference is that Lady Gaga has a delicious voice and Evoloko's voice is just something that you don't understand. Listen to Lady Gaga's performances with Tony Bennett, you hear water from Lady Gaga's vocals. I have posted quite a few songs of Evoloko. If you like them, please enjoy as much as you like. 

But I believe that Evoloko would be good if he had a good duet partner. I believe Lady Gaga would be the one. They both have aggressive tones. They love to experiment their voices. They both can rap. Evoloko is a good animator. That is one thing that I do like about Evoloko. Lady Gaga could spit some rhymes if she wanted to. 

These two stars were made for each other. They are both arrogant and flamboyant and nuts. Since they have wild personalities, it would be so much fun to get these artists to work together. 

The only probable problem is that Evoloko does not know English well and Lady Gaga only really knows English. But however I believe that a USA producer who knows some African culture should find a way to bridge this gap. 

Plus Lady Gaga and Evoloko flamboyance can be fun and you can be able to have a good time with it. That is the truth. 

I think if Evoloko and Lady Gaga made an duet together, it would be something that could so enjoyable that fans of both sides can be dancing. 

Most Lady Gaga fans are so stupid

Forgive me. Please forgive me. I have been having a bad day today as well as yesterday. I was not able to post because I was falling unto war with so many stupid people. The stupid ones I am speaking of are the dumbest fan base i have seen a while who is Lady Gaga fans or Lady Gargara fans. Let me put it in some Lingala vulgar: Zoba fans du Lady Garagara Gargara.

Yesterday I was making a statement on another artist: ADELE.

I said that Adele is one of today's artists to still produce good music in pretty much depressing Music scene. Let's face it, there is nothing good or anything coming from the music scene today. 75 percent of the new materials are absolute garbage. Most of today's music is so below par that it is the great depression basically. I will not waste my time hearing the garbage new music that is today. There are exceptions. Like Ferre Gola and Adele. I love them so much. Their music is so gold material to me. They are the ones making proper music.

Adele and Ferre Gola have made two songs that I enjoy so much as a music listener in today's depressing music scene. Adele's Someone Like You and Ferre Gola's Lekelekeleke are songs that I enjoy so much and I conisder to art. REAL ART. These two artists are the best singers and they know what they want to do: Make music for our souls. I like that.

Instead, some Gaga fans (well dumb ones) thought I was dicing their messiah Lady Gaga and I told them that I was not. They accused me of hating Adele when that was never the case. What finally angered stupid Lady Gaga fans when I pointed out that Adele's 21 had more success than Lady Gaga's Born this way. This set off most dumb Lady Gaga fans and know they want to kill me or make my life miserable because I am not part of the Lady Gaga spell. No surprise since Most Lady Gaga fans are the dumbest people to be around.

What does not surprise me is that most Lady Gaga fans are the dumbest people ever. Most of them are angry and whiny people. All they want to do is slander other artists to somehow make Lady Gaga the greatest artist ever. That is so laughable. They want to hate on people who don't love Lady Gaga hardcore like they do.

Even Koffi Olomide fan bases are more respectful. For example, Haha La Prof loves Koffi so much and he is consistent on his love for him. For example, Haha La Prof was nicely made when I was dicing Koffi and he told me to tone down my anger. I did. Haha La Prof is a smart humble Congolese man and he is a big patriot. He is very into Congolese Music like I am. He loves Zaiko Langa Langa, OK Jazz, Afrisa, and Africa Jazz. Of course he is a diehard fan of Koffi Olomide. No problem with me. In fact, Haha La Prof himself had a chance to play with Tabu Ley so he loves him so much. Understandable. Koffi's fans are the most loyal. You got some notable characters which are Mobali Mosusu, and Haha La Prof. They stand by their man no matter what. They love their idol no matter. They said that their idol is why they love music a lot. I apperciate them for their love of music.

But not all Lady Gaga fans are bad and stupid. There is one Lady Gaga fan who happens to be a big Koffi Olomide fan. That person is Queen Alicia. She even told me herself that she considers her a genius. I apperciate that too. There are good Lady Gaga fans.

Sadly the notable Lady Gaga fans are the dumb ones and they just sound idoitic and dislike anyone who does not worship their messiah Lady Gaga.

For the Stupid Lady Gaga fans: FUCK THEM. YEP I SAID IT. FUCK THEM.

P.S. I will try to make a case why Adele and Ferre Gola are the best artists in the current Music scene.

I will also write more about Lady Gaga and why she is overrated. +